I suppose I could do the usual and write a big huge biography about me and my life, what I do and where I go! Or then again I could copy and paste a FACEBOOK survey and use it. So here goes….
Do you have any tattoos? If so, what of?:
NO
What’s the last thing you bought?:
ALCOHOL
What was your most embarrassing moment?:
FALLING IN A CHINESE SOBER AS A JUDGE
Have you ever egged a house?:
YES… BOU MAKES ME DO STUPID THINGS!
Have you ever written a song?:
A COUPLE, BUT THEY ARE PRETTY OFFENSIVE.
If you suffocate a smurf, what color does he turn?:
WHITE I’D SAY BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE HUMANS TURNING BLUE, SO BLUE MUST TURN WHITE!
What’s your biggest fear?:
NOT MEETING CHERYL COLE BEFORE I DIE.
Have you ever been in a car accident?:
TWO RECENTLY. THE FIRST, A LAMB JUMPED DOWN ON THE BONNET OF MY CAR. SECOND TIME AROUND, A DEER RAN HEAD FIRST INTO THE FRONT GRILL!! WANKERS.
Have you ever been on the radio?:
DCUfm. READING THE NEWS AND RANDOMLY TALKING.
Have you ever been on TV?:
HAVE MADE VARIOUS APPERANCES, INCLUDING RTE NEWS, SKY NEWS AND ECHO ISLAND.
Why are all the fun things illegal?:
CAUSE THEY’RE BOLD
What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?:
COOKIE DOUGH
What is your favorite word?:
FUCK OR PONTIFICATING
If you could visit any country, where would you go?:
ZIMBABWE
Do you have any pennies sitting on your computer desk?:
ACTUALLY YES
What is the most unique thing about your bedroom?:
THE FACT THE BED IS AT AN ANGLE!
Do you like Pepsi or Coke better?:
PEPSI
Can you tell a difference?:
HELL YES! AND DID YOU KNOW I CAN DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN THE DIFFERENT BRANDS OF VODKA.
What is the last song you listened to?:
CHRISTY MOORE’S ORDINARY MAN. IN FACT ALL MY CLASS HEARD IT OUT LOUD WHEN I FAILED TO SHUT DOWN PROPERLY AND OPENED MY LAPTOP IN MEDIA STUDIES.
What is your favorite movie?:
CRUSHPROOF
What is your favorite TV show?:
AS A TELLY ADDICT I WATCH A HELL OF A LOT OF TELLY. I’M LOVING TRUE BLOOD, STARGATE UNIVERSE, FAMILY GUY, STUDIO 60.
What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard somebody say?:
SO MANY QUOTES.
Describe yourself in five words:
STUPID, MAD, GENIOUS, FUNNY DRUNK, GENERALLY GOOD AT THINGS!